THE BONE COLLECTOR would have been a lot better if it had been about an actual guy who just collects bones.

Still hoping for a director’s cut of ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND that’s just Ruffalo and Dunst hanging out in that guy’s apartment with Elijah Wood.

THE EXORCIST’s subtext about the horrors of adolescent sexual awakening is great but its super-text about an annoying little girl bugging everybody, not so much.